User Profile

I’m a Classicist with fussy and intolerant views of: fake classicists, grammar, stupidity, fence-sitters, people that can’t accept their flaws and do not seek to improve themselves, people with children, idealised perceptions of reality.

I’m also a hypocritical, opinionated, mostly honest (except for when I lie for fun) wench who enjoys sarcasm, calling people insulting names (but only when they’re friends), a good dose of slagging, mockery, and insinuation AND I have been known to manipulate situations to suit my mood.

However, I’m loyal to the point of insanity (seriously, check out my history of friendships to see how much crap I take in the name of Love), open-minded (I only judge Christians), and silly most of the time.

I’m long-term in everything I like, eg: Travis, Kevin T. Smith, Buffy, Dark Angel, fanfic, Harry Potter, crystals, paganism, Kate Moennig, poetry, Criminal Minds, older men, noses, nachos, and Jason Isaacs to name but a few.

I hate with a passion: wasps, insects in general, spiders, wasps, children, mothers who have no control over their children and teach them no manners, grammatical failures, fake classicists, selfish motherfuckers, diminutives like “chappie” and “piccies”, cowards, Emma Watson’s acting, Jude Law, Jim Carey, people that have to make up for their lack of height/common sense/good looks by being completely egotistical, and wasps.

I love: Love, happy people, dry wit, crosswords I can do, nice dreams, solving problems, amaretto, cheese, villains, Edinburgh, positive determination, breasts, NOSES, waspless days, libraries where people are quiet, slashfic, creaturefic, denialfic, Carol-Ann Duffy, Pablo Neruda, sonnets, tall people, making up words, Chemma, Chingo and Chillified pasta.

If you have a problem, don’t tell me about it because I will tell you what will happen next and you won’t believe me (I’m like Cassandra) and if you have a nice nose stay away from me, I might lick it.

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